Paigeisms

"I can't hear you mom, I have my ear-folks on.  Just like the ear-folks you wear on the treadmill, mom"

"Are they lawning our yard outside" - as our lawn is being cut.

In the car and she is hot, "Put the windows downer mom!  More downer!"

While riding bikes around the neighborhood the other day, "When I ring the doorbell on my bike that means I need something or to get out of the way or I want to show you something."