Any dreams of having a daughter that make it on Broadway are fading very quickly.
J/K Paige, we love you and your "interesting" dances/performances/whatever you call this.
Paige was sitting on my lap looking at a cartoon bear in some magazine. She said, "this is a girl bear, I know because she has those things." (as she makes a sweeping gesture around her eye) She is talking about eye lashes. To distinguish girls from boys often the girl version, as we all know, will have longer thicker eyelashes. She said, "That bear is very pretty. We (meaning the two of us) are not pretty because we are girls but we don't have those things (another sweeping gesture). At least I now know this about myself! I'm calling about fake lashes tomorrow....