I'm sick and tired of being abused by these owners of mine. Does anyone have the number for Canine DSS? I'd like to turn them in. I have proof, check out these pics...
They sticker my head -

They try to put Obama masks on me -

They turn me into McRuff the crime dog -

They make me put their dumb party hats on -

They make me get all dressed up -

PLEASE HELP STOP THE ABUSE!!!