Six reasons Marley will be getting coal this Christmas-

1)      Swiping pizza right out of Luke’s hand at the kitchen table.  A whole big piece.  I did pry his mouth open and get it back. Who ordered dog slobber on their pizza?

2)      Jumping up and eating marshmallows that Maxwell the Elf used to write out notes to the kids.

3)      Throwing up on the Christmas rug.

4)      Going out to go to the bathroom and forgetting to come back in through the same door and crying in the cold dark at a DIFFERENT door until he is heard and the door is opened for him.

5)      Snoozing on the couch when no one is around & not jumping down before he is caught.

6)      Worst of all….Eating our entire gingerbread house, a gift from Maxwell, a mere 23 hours after the family created it.  I will say Marley really outdid himself with this one.  He was pretty sick after the 658 grams of sugar he consumed in 7 minutes but no one felt a bit sorry for him. 

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UPDATE:
Santa did not bring coal but something just as bad.  Marley got a letter straight from the big guy explaining why he got nothing in his stocking this year.  Better luck next year Marley.