As we get settled in our new town and seeing Luke no longer
is in catholic school, we started going to Saturday night mass with the
kids. Luke is used to mass (which he
told Paige is a fancy word for church) from going at school for three years but
little Paige has little exposure to going to mass. This became abundantly clear when mass
began, the music started and the priest walked down the aisle and Paige got an
excited look on her face and whispered to me “mommy, the king is here!”
Paige was having a playdate with a little friend, Lauren,
from her new preschool. The girls were
upstairs pretending they were going to the beach. When it was time to go, Lauren’s mom and I went
upstairs. The girls were in full on
bikinis with beach towels…the whole thing.
As Lauren’s mom was trying to collect her things and find Lauren’s missing
underwear she said “oh, Lauren you shouldn’t have taken your underwear
off." Paige looked at her and said, “That’s
OK if Lauren sees my vagina because we are friends.”
I’m pretty sure we won’t be getting a call back to have
another playdate with Lauren anytime soon.
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