Paige said to me today, "when you are wearing fancy shoes, you can put them on any of your feet you want."
a) because you might have more than two feet, AND
b) because she doesn't know which shoe goes on which foot, she is rationalizing it away


So cool wearing Daddy's hat on backwards.  I'm pretty sure any cool points she gets for the hat get canceled out by the fact that she has her pants on inside out.