Santa? Who Needs Santa??

Last Wednesday, dad took off work so we could go see Santa at the Natick Mall. Being a guy, I am usually opposed to going to the Mall BUT I made an exception in this case. I figured if I want to get some teeth for Christmas I better see the big guy in person. SO, after fighting the traffic, parking, cold and crowds I finally caught a glimpses of his majesty! Of course there were a million kids and moms between us but I was already getting excited. Then an elf looking short lady with green tights and a Santa hat on came over and closed the line, just as we were walking in! As she put the “Santa is feeding his reindeers” sign up, she said Santa’s schedule was running over today and he needed to take a late lunch. Late Lunch?? I need to talk to him about my teeth (or lack there of) lady!! Apparently Santa was not as interested in meeting me as I was in meeting him 

Well phooey on Santa. I’ll get my teeth without his help!! Does anyone know if the tooth fairy is scheduled for any public appearances in the upcoming months???

PS, Santa…you look like you could skip a few lunch breaks anyway!!! he he….