Animal Abuse!!

I'm sick and tired of being abused by these owners of mine. Does anyone have the number for Canine DSS? I'd like to turn them in. I have proof, check out these pics...

They sticker my head -


They try to put Obama masks on me -


They turn me into McRuff the crime dog -


They make me put their dumb party hats on -


They make me get all dressed up -


PLEASE HELP STOP THE ABUSE!!!