This was the conversation at dinner tonight:
Luke: When are we moving to the new house?
Mom: After Christmas.
Luke: How long are we going to live in this house?
(We clearly move around too much for this question to be asked)
Mom: We are going to be living in that house for a very very long time, until you guys are off to college.
Luke: Will I be there when I am 21 years old?
Mom: You’ll be in college then.
Paige: I don’t want to move out of the house!
Luke: You have to Paige, that is how it works!
Paige: I don’t have to go to college until after Luke because I am younger than Luke, right?
Mom: Yes, Paige. You guys get to move out after college, get a job and have your own family. Don’t you want to have your own family?
Luke: NO! I am not going to get married to a girl. I want to marry a boy.
Paige: I’m going to marry Brennan!
Luke: I’m going to move to California and marry a boy.
Paige: Oh yeah, and lots of beaches there.
Mom: But you won’t be able to have kids if you marry a boy.
Luke: Oh yeah, I’m just going to have a girl give me a baby.
Mom: What girl would just give you their baby?
Luke: Paige can give me a baby, right Paige?
Paige: Um, I mean…maybe I can do that Luke.